Single Handedly Keeping the Tissue Companies in Business

Image via WikipediaMy daughter has been sick for a few days now. Runny nose, cough - thankfully no fever or anything. HOWEVER, she is single handedly keeping all tissue companies in business. Every time she wipes her nose, we have a tissue. Instead of learning to fold it over and use it again at least ONCE, she just tosses it in the garbage.
TWO BOXES in one and half days..........and now we add my son to the snot brigade. At least I control his nose and how it gets wiped. If I get to him before he wipes it with the back of his hand, or his sleeve. He's two years old. Where did he learn this? Are boys born with this programmed into them?
How do I get rid of snot? Why let's wipe it off with the back of my hand and then wipe that same snotted up hand on the Living Room furniture, on Mommy's jeans, on whatever I can find around the house.
I think, while pregnant, once we know we're having a boy, we should be able to go in there and take this particular gene out of the molecular structure of our child.
Anyone out there with me?
Back to my original thought, before my tirade, the tissues. If anyone is wondering how Kleenex is staying in business, you can come to my house and see the THOUSANDS of hardly used tissues my daughter is wasting. Makes me cringe. Likes money sitting there in my garbage, trees just collapsing in horror.......

YOU'RE WELCOME KLEENEX. Glad we could help out!

And yes, I'm knee deep in snot, tissues, medicine and hand sanitizer!