Naked is the new Black

Looks so sweet, right? Don't be fooled!

Recently, my son has decided he doesn't like to be wet. If his diaper is full, he just whips it off. He takes his pants off, his diaper gets pulled off like he's taking off underwear and along with that his shoes, socks and if he can get his sister to help - the shirt comes off too.
Here's our funny little anecdote of the first experience of this. I'm downstairs with my husband the morning after Thanksgiving. Our children are in the Living Room watching something on TV while playing. My son had fallen asleep the night before on the way home so he slept in his Thanksgiving outfit (that's right, I'm that kind of Mommy). He had on pants and a button down shirt (I took the sweater off before I put him down in his crib). So in the morning, he still had it all on when I left him up there.
I go upstairs to check on them to find my son, totally naked, chilling on our couch without a care in the world. Just lounging there, bare assed. Not even socks were on him. I called to my husband, told him he had to see this. Of course, I took pictures, but those are not appropriate to share on a blog (I don't want my son in therapy FOREVER). But man, I wish I could share them with you.
So I get him cleaned up, dressed for the day and I run downstairs to start the laundry. I come up, he's standing there with his shirt on and just his little pecker peaking out from under his shirt. Once again, he did not want a wet diaper on and took off his shoes, socks, pants and the diaper. This time, Little Miss would not help him with his shirt so he was left with a naked bottom half only.
Apparently, that not being enough, the other morning he unzipped his PJs and took everything off again. This time he PEED on my floor! That's right, he peed on my floor. Hard wood floor. And the couch. Apparently he's also a dog? Likes to pee on furniture.

And that's how Naked became the new black at my house!