I Think My Son Might Have Chosen His Future Occupation....

Today, I went to change my son's diaper and found MONEY in it. That's right, it was stuffed right in the front, above his little belly button. Could he possibly be a stripper at night when I think he's sleeping?
Okay, it was fake money. It was a fake quarter from his "learning" cash register. I laid him down on the floor, got his little PJ bottoms off and went to get the wipes and my daughter pointed and said "He's got money in his diaper, Mommy." I looked down and there it was, his fake money from his register stuck in there......all I could think to myself was "thank goodness it wasn't a real dollar bill" - because then I'd be a little nervous about what my two year old was doing at night.
I think he's in his crib, but really, he's climbing out and hitting the clubs to earn some extra money for the family! LOL.
My son causes me to shake my head NUMEROUS times a day. Right now, all I can think about is if he does become a Chippendale Dancer.........I've got only myself to blame for not seeing it coming. Nor will I be very shocked about it, either.
My boy, my boy!